Jokes thread

[Shawn]

Lets share all the jokes we come by here. First one :D


A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.
"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation."

"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."'

The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.

"What was that for?" he complained.

"Your dog called last night." :D

[Shawn]

a group of ah bengs went to a high class ktv to sing..after awhile they called the manager to their room..they complained why there isnt a the song ah cheng buay loti in the list??the manager said there isnt a such song ah cheng buay loti(ah cheng buy bread) in their system at all..after heated arguments and thorough searching the manager finally found out what they wanted was unchained melody.

[StripperA]

a group of ah bengs went to a high class ktv to sing..after awhile they called the manager to their room..they complained why there isnt a the song ah cheng buay loti in the list??the manager said there isnt a such song ah cheng buay loti(ah cheng buy bread) in their system at all..after heated arguments and thorough searching the manager finally found out what they wanted was unchained melody.

cold..lol, my boss got colder ones..d0m ur jokes gg..hahaha..keep repeating one..

[<3dwarf]

dota-allstars got racist joke bt it got banned bt still can be read, go check it out if you want =/

[StripperA]

dun want because its not sg

[<3dwarf]

the old you no signature looks boring

[StripperA]

thank you to the great lingzi

[<3dwarf]

lols..... yeah thx lingzi....happy birthday!

[StripperA]

hwo many candles, 8 big ones?

[<3dwarf]

3 small ones =X

[StripperA]

ok we combine, 8 big and 3 small candles =D

[Reya]

GG. joke thread become birthday..

[<3dwarf]

GG. joke thread become birthday..

happy birthday thread become GG

[StripperA]

GG to this thread..

[<3dwarf]

this thread itself is a joke... lols

[StripperA]

its supposed to be about jokes

[RuLeZanG]

u guys want to hear the cradle joke?
it rocks. :D

[StripperA]

hhahaahahahahahahahhaa

[<3dwarf]

u guys want to hear the cradle joke?
it rocks. :D

what is cradle joke?

[minazim]

dumb beyond hope.

[<3dwarf]

cradle joke = dumb beyong hope?
minazim is a cradle joke, kthxbye

[StripperA]

lol dwarf u hopeless sia..hahaha

[<3dwarf]

lols..... cradle joke is bed joke...
i got a cradle joke, stripperA change his bed sheet everyday
ggthx

[StripperA]

cuz its stained with fun!

[<3dwarf]

cause it's stained with urs and saber's fun

[StripperA]

ooooooooooooooooooooo