CrimsonBlack
10-30-2006, 07:06 PM
These are some stuff we laugh about in school, mature content here. If you are offended by sexually humorous content, please do not continue.
I will not accept any blame if you wish to venture further. Mature content. NC 16...
Really, If you cant stand Sexual humour, stop please.
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G-Stringwyr
The Semenseeker
Biography
Half man, half Woman, G-Stringwyr is an outcast amount all forms of gender. Welcomed by the Gays, he uses his ability to control his enemy's genitals to **** all that cross him.
Skills
Hornyrage
Drives a unit into horny rage. That unit is unable to ejaculate, has it's attack speed increased, and loses a small amount of urine every second.
Level 1 - 20% attack speed increase, loses 2 ml of urine per second. 6 seconds.
Level 2 - 40% attack speed increase, loses 4 ml of urine per second. 9 seconds.
Level 3 - 60% attack speed increase, loses 6 ml of urine per second. 12 seconds.
Level 4 - 80% attack speed increase, loses 8 ml of urine per second. 15 seconds.
Semen Bath
Whenever G-stringwyr ****s a hero, he bathes himself in the semen, regenerating it's sex drive.
Level 1 - 10% of the Hero's max sex drive. 5% for creeps.
Level 2 - 20% of the Hero's max sex drive. 10% for creeps.
Level 3 - 30% of the Hero's max sex drive. 15% for creeps.
Level 4 - 40% of the Hero's max sex drive. 20% for creeps.
G-stringwyr's Thirst
Enables G-stringwyr to sense the orgasm of any enemy hero above 50% pleasure. If it finds one, G-Stringwyr gains vision of that unit and increases move speed.
Level 1 - 11% movement increase, small area.
Level 2 - 22% movement increase, moderate area.
Level 3 - 33% movement increase, large area.
Level 4 - 44% movement increase, huge area.
Rupture
Deals a mighty blow to the enemy causing any ejaculation to result in bleeding and loss of life.
Level 1 - 150 damage, 20% of semen squirted in damage. Lasts 5 seconds.
Level 2 - 250 damage, 40% of semen squirted in damage. Lasts 7 seconds.
Level 3 - 350 damage, 60% of semen squirted in damage. Lasts 9 seconds.
Sorry, If you are offended. =/ You had to scroll down.
I hope that didn't offend any kiddo. I'm sure you learnt some of these in science. At least. I think so.
Have to dinner now. Will post more late ;) About silencer, but not sexual humor anymore.
Okays. Here's it.
Norton
The Virus Silencer
Biography
Hailing from the software community of Symentac(wrong spelling, I know), Norton is one of the strongest anti-viruses defending the integrity of the computer. Mastering the modern art of virus-combating, combining it with the reckless natures of the anti-viruses' deletion of files, he is able to disrupt the program scripts in viruses. By binding his firewall powers to his system scan, he is able to cause damage to viruses beyond devastation, gaining extra lag in every kill. Concentrating all his processes, he can cause chaos within' the spyware's sender, making them unable to spy any computer. He is determined to fend of the viruses and their evil softwares until he is uninstalled.
Skills
Curse of the Deleted
Afflicts a target with the Curse of the Deleted. The virus will lose effectiveness per second until it casts a steals some data. Lasts 10 seconds.
Level 1 - 10 effectivness per second.
Level 2 - 20 effectivness per second.
Level 3 - 30 effectivness per second.
Level 4 - 40 effectivness per second.
Quarantines of Wisdom
Norton's Virus-killing is enchanted your computer hard drive. If he kills a virus, he will permanently steal 1 program script from it.
Level 1 - Deals 15% of your free space in bonus damage.
Level 2 - Deals 30% of your free space in bonus damage.
Level 3 - Deals 45% of your free space in bonus damage.
Level 4 - Deals 60% of your free space in bonus damage.
Last Ad
Causes any ad-ware under the effect of this aura to become suspended after it flashes a porn ad. Has a 700 AOE.
Level 1 - 1 second.
Level 2 - 2 seconds.
Level 3 - 3 seconds.
Level 4 - 4 seconds.
Global Quarantine
Quarantines all viruses on the computer from doing any damage.
Level 1 - Lasts 30 seconds.
Level 2 - Lasts 40 seconds.
Level 3 - Lasts 60 seconds.
LAWL GET YOUR VIRUS SILENCER NOW!~ AVAILABLE AT ALL YOUR NEARBY COMPUTER RETAILERS!
Hmm.
Azlame
The Phantom Prostitute
Biography
While his/her sex, charges and styles of seduction are uncertain, his abilities with sexuality and erotism are unquestioned. He confuses his sex partner by summoning or creating copies of his genitals, and sometimes ejaculating non-stop. He/She's sexy, horny and multisexual.
Skills
Spirit ****
Throws a magical penis at a target, ****ing it and arousing the target for 3 seconds.
Level 1 - Deals 110 sexual pleasure and Arouses for 10%.
Level 2 - Deals 150 sexual pleasure and Arouses for 20%.
Level 3 - Deals 215 sexual pleasure and Arouses for 30%.
Level 4 - Deals 310 sexual pleasure and Arouses for 40%.
Sorry, Suspended for this week due to school DotA Compy.
I will not accept any blame if you wish to venture further. Mature content. NC 16...
Really, If you cant stand Sexual humour, stop please.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX
G-Stringwyr
The Semenseeker
Biography
Half man, half Woman, G-Stringwyr is an outcast amount all forms of gender. Welcomed by the Gays, he uses his ability to control his enemy's genitals to **** all that cross him.
Skills
Hornyrage
Drives a unit into horny rage. That unit is unable to ejaculate, has it's attack speed increased, and loses a small amount of urine every second.
Level 1 - 20% attack speed increase, loses 2 ml of urine per second. 6 seconds.
Level 2 - 40% attack speed increase, loses 4 ml of urine per second. 9 seconds.
Level 3 - 60% attack speed increase, loses 6 ml of urine per second. 12 seconds.
Level 4 - 80% attack speed increase, loses 8 ml of urine per second. 15 seconds.
Semen Bath
Whenever G-stringwyr ****s a hero, he bathes himself in the semen, regenerating it's sex drive.
Level 1 - 10% of the Hero's max sex drive. 5% for creeps.
Level 2 - 20% of the Hero's max sex drive. 10% for creeps.
Level 3 - 30% of the Hero's max sex drive. 15% for creeps.
Level 4 - 40% of the Hero's max sex drive. 20% for creeps.
G-stringwyr's Thirst
Enables G-stringwyr to sense the orgasm of any enemy hero above 50% pleasure. If it finds one, G-Stringwyr gains vision of that unit and increases move speed.
Level 1 - 11% movement increase, small area.
Level 2 - 22% movement increase, moderate area.
Level 3 - 33% movement increase, large area.
Level 4 - 44% movement increase, huge area.
Rupture
Deals a mighty blow to the enemy causing any ejaculation to result in bleeding and loss of life.
Level 1 - 150 damage, 20% of semen squirted in damage. Lasts 5 seconds.
Level 2 - 250 damage, 40% of semen squirted in damage. Lasts 7 seconds.
Level 3 - 350 damage, 60% of semen squirted in damage. Lasts 9 seconds.
Sorry, If you are offended. =/ You had to scroll down.
I hope that didn't offend any kiddo. I'm sure you learnt some of these in science. At least. I think so.
Have to dinner now. Will post more late ;) About silencer, but not sexual humor anymore.
Okays. Here's it.
Norton
The Virus Silencer
Biography
Hailing from the software community of Symentac(wrong spelling, I know), Norton is one of the strongest anti-viruses defending the integrity of the computer. Mastering the modern art of virus-combating, combining it with the reckless natures of the anti-viruses' deletion of files, he is able to disrupt the program scripts in viruses. By binding his firewall powers to his system scan, he is able to cause damage to viruses beyond devastation, gaining extra lag in every kill. Concentrating all his processes, he can cause chaos within' the spyware's sender, making them unable to spy any computer. He is determined to fend of the viruses and their evil softwares until he is uninstalled.
Skills
Curse of the Deleted
Afflicts a target with the Curse of the Deleted. The virus will lose effectiveness per second until it casts a steals some data. Lasts 10 seconds.
Level 1 - 10 effectivness per second.
Level 2 - 20 effectivness per second.
Level 3 - 30 effectivness per second.
Level 4 - 40 effectivness per second.
Quarantines of Wisdom
Norton's Virus-killing is enchanted your computer hard drive. If he kills a virus, he will permanently steal 1 program script from it.
Level 1 - Deals 15% of your free space in bonus damage.
Level 2 - Deals 30% of your free space in bonus damage.
Level 3 - Deals 45% of your free space in bonus damage.
Level 4 - Deals 60% of your free space in bonus damage.
Last Ad
Causes any ad-ware under the effect of this aura to become suspended after it flashes a porn ad. Has a 700 AOE.
Level 1 - 1 second.
Level 2 - 2 seconds.
Level 3 - 3 seconds.
Level 4 - 4 seconds.
Global Quarantine
Quarantines all viruses on the computer from doing any damage.
Level 1 - Lasts 30 seconds.
Level 2 - Lasts 40 seconds.
Level 3 - Lasts 60 seconds.
LAWL GET YOUR VIRUS SILENCER NOW!~ AVAILABLE AT ALL YOUR NEARBY COMPUTER RETAILERS!
Hmm.
Azlame
The Phantom Prostitute
Biography
While his/her sex, charges and styles of seduction are uncertain, his abilities with sexuality and erotism are unquestioned. He confuses his sex partner by summoning or creating copies of his genitals, and sometimes ejaculating non-stop. He/She's sexy, horny and multisexual.
Skills
Spirit ****
Throws a magical penis at a target, ****ing it and arousing the target for 3 seconds.
Level 1 - Deals 110 sexual pleasure and Arouses for 10%.
Level 2 - Deals 150 sexual pleasure and Arouses for 20%.
Level 3 - Deals 215 sexual pleasure and Arouses for 30%.
Level 4 - Deals 310 sexual pleasure and Arouses for 40%.
Sorry, Suspended for this week due to school DotA Compy.