best excuse for leaving a game [Archive]

xpireD

11-09-2006, 10:48 PM

Well i've heard some of em.

power failure. gtg.

i have a life.

you should excerise more.

Phone's ringing. GG.

Opps i think my teacher saw me...bye

what's the best excuse you've heard?

DOTASG_Kel

11-09-2006, 10:53 PM

during 35th minute of the game.

*Your ally champion level 12 Venomancer has fallen.*

Veno : -repick
Veno : WTF?

Veno has left the game.

weee

11-09-2006, 10:55 PM

what makes you think they are excuses?
they are true reasons ok?
how can you be so distru****l to your fellow s'poreans?
very bad you know?

xpireD

11-09-2006, 10:59 PM

during 35th minute of the game.

*Your ally champion level 12 Venomancer has fallen.*

Veno : -repick
Veno : WTF?

Veno has left the game.

LOL!
OWNED!

i'm not distru****l, i'm just wondering what was the best thing which had happened to them which had resulted them to leave. :Banane29:

xpireD

11-10-2006, 02:14 AM

there's still
"my house is on fire"

"my wife's giving birth"

"hey i gotta take a piss"

"dota so lame"

how i miss my eurobattle net days, where some people actually say stuff like that

freshie

11-10-2006, 03:58 AM

Sentinel 18 Scourge 0

Scourge hero says "We owning, I leave to balance the game."

BaByWizZieE

11-10-2006, 04:22 AM

the dota players kiasu

they always wan to win the game

and they wanna own ppl or they not happi and leave

not happi = meet outside call gina and fight

ppl helped to kill and they scold ks

uncivilised

gg

its best to play inhouse and friendly match

luffy05

11-10-2006, 12:09 PM

got a guy who had firstblood then say "pointless game" and left...

CrimsonBlack

11-10-2006, 06:01 PM

"Shit I cant stand it I need to go watch porn.."
"Sorry, My mum calling me go dinner"
"My girl says I must go out with her now, or she break"
"My com hang"

squall89

11-10-2006, 06:57 PM

BlaBla:-random

BlaBla:-repick

BlaBla has left the game.

weee

11-10-2006, 07:09 PM

you all are bad ppl..

wife's giving birth..c'mon!! imagine your wife giving birth..can you still play dota??

girlfren wana break leh!! zzz

mom calling to eat dinner!! what if mom will cane child..how? let her cane and keep playing dota?? and she is calling you to eat for your good..

house on fire..of course go put out fire what..wait until it burns the com and stuff..no need to play dota with you again liao rite

ll_

11-10-2006, 07:14 PM

You guys suck bad, i don't want to waste my time anymore.

ll_ has left the game.

Archdevilasd

11-10-2006, 09:07 PM

Powerpork: Alt q q gives you 99999 gold..
Player A: lame
Player B: old trick
Powerpork: dont believe i try let you see..

"TONG!"

squall89

11-10-2006, 10:04 PM

Powerpork: Alt q q gives you 99999 gold..
Player A: lame
Player B: old trick
Powerpork: dont believe i try let you see..

"TONG!"
lol..... nice1

miah121

11-12-2006, 08:11 PM

Most common excuse I've witnessed: Tuition is starting, bye.

Archdevilasd

11-12-2006, 08:15 PM

well if you talk about common.. i bet many will agree with..

" NOOB TEAMMATES!! " "PLAYER 1 has left the game"

AhCat

11-12-2006, 09:04 PM

[Juggernaut] has left the game.

"You say it best, when you say nothing at all."

quincyzzx

11-12-2006, 10:03 PM

in draft game ...some pple pull plug when they loses...lol...n his team mate say fatal error...or they jus simply restart their coms....

AhCat

11-13-2006, 06:49 PM

the smile on ur face lets me noe tt u nid me... there's a truth in ur eyes saying u nv leave me
jam u still sing! lol

xsomebodyx

11-13-2006, 07:10 PM

OMG....... my friend used this to trick his friend and he believed it...... they say alt QQ = maphack

lol alot of my friends also believed it. but then again that was like 2 years ago when we just started dota.

AhCat

11-13-2006, 07:15 PM

when i was playing 5.84c my friends used to say alt-f4 gives free gold... lol. i don't think can ever fall for that

kakaboo

11-13-2006, 07:25 PM

'sorry my dad/mother came home'

But most of the times people don't even give any excuses for leaving. They just.. leave.

xsomebodyx

11-13-2006, 07:40 PM

Ah well I believe most of the time it's just:

"Player A has just pwned Player B"

... "Player B has left the game."

xpireD

11-13-2006, 09:50 PM

" oh gosh, my keyboard spoil. cannot type liao. GG"
"OMG HAX."
now that's classic

xsomebodyx

11-13-2006, 10:45 PM

yeah it was 2 yrs ago, precious moments...... where all started out as noobs and ended up as noobs

lol i still rmb my fren use pa crit me one time 1.7k dmg. died in 1 hit. rofl.

ah the good old nub days.

anyway I just had my friend accused of using maphack and the other guy who got owned left the game. ahahaha classic too.

freshie

11-13-2006, 11:00 PM

/allied -whosyourdaddy
tank creep
"WTF how come i can be damaged?"
leavers detected...

freshie

11-13-2006, 11:02 PM

plant obs in river.
enemy heroes come bs, i hug tower, he b
scenario repeat
and repeat
"WTF you Maphack noob, everytime i come to backstab u then u hug tower, i am not going to waste time on a lame game with MHer!"
leavers detected...

quincyzzx

11-20-2006, 11:03 PM

1 hour is up , i need a break so i gotta close my com n rest to prevent myopia

d0minic

11-21-2006, 03:10 AM

nono. that time got one say when starting of the game. " Hi all ! i am a leaver. muahahah " Player A left the game

CrimsonBlack

11-21-2006, 09:09 AM

omg la. I played one game, got one guy -random then kanna Spiritbreaker, then he say eee sucky hero, then leave. WTF!?

CrimsonBlack

11-21-2006, 01:53 PM

huh. QoP and viper are good heroes! Viper my fav...

DOTASG_Kel

11-21-2006, 01:57 PM

60sec to disconnect.
59sec to disconnect.
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.
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.
.
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1sec to disconnect.

DragonBoy69 has left the game.

Whole Team : zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

skai1982

11-21-2006, 03:52 PM

Can't claim to be perfect.

Well, I personally have left a lot of games of my own volition on many occasions, usually when I've just started a game and 4 friends log on to jio in-house. Naturally, abandon pub teammates for pple u can count on more :P

Well usually I stay to the bitter end, but sometimes frustration gets the better of me, when my whole team feeds (sometimes including myself) and your ally vs doesn't stun nor swap, the dw is buying powertreads and trying for crystalys, and the dwarven sniper limping around for the whole game without any boots, and the bf (called tattoowingz on us west) leaves after his first death.

Bad excuses for leaving i know, don't flame me

weee

11-21-2006, 03:55 PM

"i have to reply to carrot.stick's post on dotasg..bye"

tantk

11-21-2006, 03:58 PM

hmm... i dont think we need an excuse to leave game.
just alt q q and quit irc :)

d0minic

11-21-2006, 04:08 PM

hmm... i dont think we need an excuse to leave game.
just alt q q and quit irc :)

yep agreed. and nobody would remember u again

dotasiao

11-21-2006, 06:56 PM

the best excuse ive seen...''Im a loser"and he left.this was the best excuse ive seen few days ago when i was playing

AhCat

11-21-2006, 07:59 PM

the best excuse ive seen...''Im a loser"and he left.this was the best excuse ive seen few days ago when i was playing

That guy is sure funny...LOL!

fable

11-21-2006, 09:57 PM

Lol i have seen this 2 friends excuse to leave..

Friend A:OMG....my com is on fire...GTG

Friend B:OMG...my friend's com is on fire...i go help him put out fire...

Jabroni

11-22-2006, 07:02 AM

"my gf blowing me and i can't concentrate"

Player13 has left the game.

CrimsonBlack

11-22-2006, 06:03 PM

Lawl Player 13

siicklyretarded

11-22-2006, 10:04 PM

*My Dog just pooped, i cant survive the toxic fumes wihtout cleaning it up first. GG.

d0minic

11-22-2006, 11:11 PM

*My Dog just pooped, i cant survive the toxic fumes wihtout cleaning it up first. GG.

lol u made it up.

freshie

11-22-2006, 11:58 PM

how about leaving before the game start?

Noob: Hey host, can ask someone go down? i want to be on the sentinels.
Host: Its the same, anyway sentinel's team all full.
Noob: But i really want to be on top, someone pls go down or host u kick someone!
Host: either u stay at scourge or you leave.
Noob: Dont u understand? i want to be on top.
Goes on whinning and begging and requesting for 5 minutes
Host start game,
Noob: "fark you host, u really waste my time!" and left the game.

d0minic

11-23-2006, 02:15 AM

infinite91

11-23-2006, 09:16 AM

how abt...when the host type -ap n the leaver said...
oh shit i tot this is footmen war,srry join wrong game..
player 4 has left the game

d0minic

11-23-2006, 12:10 PM

how abt...when the host type -ap n the leaver said...
oh shit i tot this is footmen war,srry join wrong game..
player 4 has left the game

that is like damn stupid lar. lol.. join wrong game starting also dunno

CrimsonBlack

11-23-2006, 09:49 PM

yea lol nice one. Shit i wanted to play CS not DotA...sorry.

freshie

11-23-2006, 10:14 PM

Scourge Rk and DP (noob) at bottom lane against warlock.
at level 1, DP wave, cd over and wave, and then wave until no mana.

Noob DP: hey Rk, can u at least help to spam? i have use up all my mana and yet yours is full.
Rk : Level 1 spam what? somemore he hugging tower and he is warlock.
DP : you know how to play or not? damn u la noob, go play ai better.
DP (all): Hey i got a noob Rk in my team and he has no teamwork, i am not going to lose a game because of him! Farking noob RK!
DP left.

siicklyretarded

11-25-2006, 04:53 PM

* my com hanged the second i was killed, gtg bye bye*

FlameCirCle

11-25-2006, 04:59 PM

My kitchen's on Fire. GG gtg sry Host. TT

Retribution

11-25-2006, 05:16 PM

The Reason To Quit...: 40,39,38,37,36,35,34,33,32,31,30,29,28,27,26,25,24 ,23,22,21,20,19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7,6 ,5,4,3,2,1
Than after that everi 1 will mass spam Drop Player Than poof...
actually they quit by Pull Plug LOL...

Retribution

11-25-2006, 05:19 PM

erm.. if u meet a viper in mid soloing , den ur hero cant take viper jus say GG n quit game.

another Common Excuse to quit

Hebe

11-25-2006, 06:18 PM

" My grandmother giving birth, got to go to hospital now. Sorry ! "

d0minic

11-25-2006, 06:22 PM

Player A : "ooh so this is what everybody is playing. sianz dunno what items to buy. nvm la i quit"

mephisto50

11-27-2006, 03:54 AM

This one is real-
Player A: *MASS PING* "OI YELLOW FAG I SAID I SOLO BOT..."
YELLOW: *says nothing*(presumed blind)
Player A: *gets annoyed starts spamming pings"
ME: " just dun solo la.. got many noobs dun read msg and see ping @ start i oso dunno why.. no pt argueing with them if they dao u"
Player A[all chat]: Sorry guys i got noob in my team.. no mood all of u are banned for leaving.
Player A has left the game.

infinite91

11-27-2006, 12:15 PM

how abt tis...o shit i cant kill roshan at lvl 1 gg

mephisto50

11-27-2006, 05:20 PM

zzz i chose zeus instead of sniper ..

CrimsonBlack

11-27-2006, 06:37 PM

LOL two dwarves

Reya

11-30-2006, 12:04 AM

I saw this once before from my teammate ..

Teammate [1] : Eh i gtg soon, i must quit game leh ..
Me : Wa lao , don la, play finish.
Teammate [2] : ya la, play finish. don be leaver.
Teammate [1] : Ok loh, i don leave, i give my small lil bro play.
Me, Teammate [2] : ok you may leave.......... -.-"

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Eh, hope u get what i mean :D

mephisto50

11-30-2006, 01:30 AM

hah wait his small lil bro is dota gosu , u never know ^^;

infinite91

11-30-2006, 12:10 PM

ytd i play 1 round n one of my teammate got lag out coz his mouse no battry....tats lame

Gee

11-30-2006, 11:36 PM

This joker left twice giving the same reason which i find quite funny...

Joker <-gets killed
Joker: Wtf! Stop Mhing!
Joker leaves the game

Game ends shortly and remade was made.

Joker changes his nick and pretends he just joined
Game Starts
Joker gets killed
Joker: Wtf! Stop Mhing!
Joker leaves the game

(under both situation that guy used different nicks which i forgot, but both cases he commented with a identical mh excuse and left which made me realize they are probably both the same guy. Funny thing was in the 2nd case he was the one that walked into us and got killed but used that excuse anyway)

AhCat

11-30-2006, 11:46 PM

he was probably looking for a excuse to leave the game...lol

Reya

12-01-2006, 02:24 AM

His brother was pri2. He didnt know how to play dota but he knows the basic of warcraft ( rightclick + leftclick :D )

Lu5ck

12-01-2006, 09:48 AM

A : porn d/l finish liao....bye~~

A left the game....

LoveLauR.X3

12-01-2006, 09:49 AM

cat peeing on sofa. gg --> that actually happened(true story lmao)

CrimsonBlack

12-01-2006, 12:46 PM

Dots La Why Is Lovelaur.x3 Banned Again!?

CrisisAngel

12-01-2006, 08:54 PM

what makes you think they are excuses?
they are true reasons ok?
how can you be so distru****l to your fellow s'poreans?
very bad you know?

Yes i agree! Even tho i admit that most people just fnd excuses to leave, its not something that can be fully stopped. Besides, its just a game. If you can't stand leavers then give you a few options,

-Play inhouse, find friends and play a game together. Lan or Bnet all the same.
-Go to a lanshop and play, people leave game in lanshop just go over and chop them.
-Don't play

Banlist does help in preventing leavers on Bnet but its still futile in fully controlling this problem. And yah, if people REALLY have valid reasons to leave just let them leave, people may just think its fake but it can't be helped right?

For the best excuse part tho, it would be...
Hey my gf asking me to **** her, gtg. ^_^

CrimsonBlack

12-01-2006, 09:29 PM

OK lovelaur.x3 is back again.

blahblahblah

12-01-2006, 09:41 PM

best reason>>>>> **** noobs mher
**** has left the game

CrisisAngel

12-01-2006, 10:31 PM

Ok i heard another funny reason given by friend, this was during the period when SG kena haze by Malaysia...

A player got smokescreened by the opponent team's SA and he got pwned, embarrassing thing is, he has 600+ hp and the sa had 100+ yet he still died.

So he said: Wa lao SA your smokescreen dam irritating leh, no wonder now SG so hazy, ****ing stop it la. You know now my com also kena haze until so lag liao. With that, he was gone.

infinite91

12-02-2006, 10:24 AM

ask tat person stop dota-ing

LoveLauR.X3

12-02-2006, 11:41 AM

OK lovelaur.x3 is back again.

i dont know why i got banned, for a moment i thought i was banned till dec2007, o.O

CrisisAngel

12-02-2006, 06:43 PM

You got banned for not knowing why ur banned =D

MM.Takahashi.Ai

12-02-2006, 08:24 PM

Noob Hero: Damn, this is too embrassing, first time frag 0-10. BB.

Reya

12-03-2006, 01:02 AM

I invented this.

Lion and QoP was fighting someone, lets say Slayer.

Lion uses normal atk on Slayer
QoP uses normal atk on Slayer

Slayer : WTF THERE IS A BUG !
Lion & QoP : ? what bug o.o ?
Slayer : QOP just now use SoP can hit me halflife, now hit me so little, got bug! i go report icefrog now.
* Slayer has just left the game *
QoP & Lion : l0ls nub.

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haha sound lame right, i invent myself ):

CrisisAngel

12-03-2006, 01:54 PM

Don't quite get what you mean, how can the Slayer get mixed up with a scream of pain and a normal attack? O.o?

CrisisAngel

12-03-2006, 01:57 PM

How bout tis(also invented de): -Lion vs Slayer-

Lion pwned Slayer yet again with a amazing finish using Finger of Death!

Slayer: **** you! U finger me so many times already I nvr complain but this is the 10th time! I'm going to go police station report that u **** me!

Sounds better?

xsomebodyx

12-03-2006, 04:32 PM

CrisisAngel

12-04-2006, 06:10 PM

Thx I'll take note of that =P

CrisisAngel

12-04-2006, 06:14 PM

Thought up another one...

SK(sand king) and NA(Nerubian Assassin) in one lane pushing and they were owning like crazy.

Enemy: This game is so "bugged" -_-lll -left-

ludacris10

12-04-2006, 11:14 PM

Lol the Nerubian Assasin Joke reminded me of the 1 @dota.forums

Nerubian Assasins "Who Says Blizzard games Have No Bugs"

:)

Reya

12-04-2006, 11:23 PM

eh, i think my meaning is .. only noobs leave game ..
as so, slayer is noob :D

heres another ...

Another mixed up attack.

Luna and BH against SLAYER ( muahahahaha )
Luna and bh atk slayer.
slayer : wtf bug.
luna and bh : what bug ?
slayer : luna hit me so high dmg and got ministun !! omg i report icefrog now !!
* leaves game *
luna and bh : -____-" lols -____-"

blahblahblah

12-05-2006, 12:50 AM

quite lame =__=

mephisto50

12-05-2006, 01:48 AM

lol having read this page.. chen/zeus + sven/sk joke will sure come up ^^
stormbolts so scary

CrimsonBlack

12-05-2006, 08:23 AM

Lol the Nerubian Assasin Joke reminded me of the 1 @dota.forums

Nerubian Assasins "Who Says Blizzard games Have No Bugs"

:)

The voice belongs to anub'arak/the crypt lord.

CryptLordPissed6 : I'm the fifth beetle.
CryptLordPissed7 : And they say blizzard games don't have bugs.

Bugs referring to game bugs.

k n i g h t

12-05-2006, 09:55 PM

CLASSIC LEAVERS on Loderon US.WEST

#1

Gosu Player: Wtf la can stop feeding or not, you're 0-12 lor.
Chao Noob: Ok fine lor, i leave.

Chao Noob has left the game.

#2

Chao Noob: Eh let me solo top please. (Nightstalker)
(5 deaths later)
Chao Noob: Wa lou u can see that he on dominating den dun wan to help me. Stupid noob team.

Chao Noob has left the game.

#3

Chao Noob: OMG i forgot maple having game event!! im really sorry!!

Chao Noob has left the game.

#4

(Chao Noob gets 1st blooded)
Chao Noob: Knn its really laggy leh. Host using what?
Host: Dota v6.38b SG HUB!! leh
Chao Noob: O sorry never see.

Chao Noob has left the game.

Hahahahahhah. May God smite all these asshats!

xsomebodyx

12-07-2006, 08:52 PM

Shadow_Phantom

12-22-2006, 02:05 PM

"Theres an eathquake!"
Com'on la, singapore where got earthquake? Somemore host alr /fromall

But then again... sometimes i leave if theres no point playing.. Like Bot n mid lane no rax = i sure leave. Same with standard game. 1 ally died and 2nd ally base getting wiped out = i leave

blahblahblah

12-22-2006, 03:58 PM

CrisisAngel

12-22-2006, 10:23 PM

Apparently this poorly made game by mere mortals isn't up to standard with the games I used to play.

blahblahblah

12-23-2006, 01:38 AM

Apparently this poorly made game by mere mortals isn't up to standard with the games I used to play.
den what u play??? u play wif gun or ba lang tou?

AhCat

12-23-2006, 02:11 AM

you can try waiting for zues to bolt lightning you and then PP....and (if on bnet) return to tell your ex-teammates that u kena power surge.

quincyzzx

12-23-2006, 02:12 AM

zues the best hero.....

blahblahblah

12-23-2006, 04:19 AM

Kser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quincyzzx

12-23-2006, 11:40 AM

i dint ks leh... my lighting jus happen to dc....

blahblahblah

12-23-2006, 03:11 PM

dono lehx i seen somebody de zeus ppl left last hit den gt wrath come down der =/

CrisisAngel

12-23-2006, 04:48 PM

den what u play??? u play wif gun or ba lang tou?

I play with your minds >=D As human brains are so simple minded.

blahblahblah

12-23-2006, 05:38 PM

I play with your minds >=D As human brains are so simple minded.
pls lehx grow up lar.. mai so childish lar.. retarded alien.. EARTH IS FULL PLS GO HOME

quincyzzx

12-23-2006, 06:33 PM

dono lehx i seen somebody de zeus ppl left last hit den gt wrath come down der =/
i engage wif the bane leh...bane red life i uti lor...tehn sunddenly double kill ...lols

birdie

12-29-2006, 02:17 AM

what makes you think they are excuses?
they are true reasons ok?
how can you be so distru****l to your fellow s'poreans?
very bad you know?

Ya lo. Need to be more trusting, just just now one guy said, "I'm a leaver" before start of game. But we did not believe him. He left.

blahblahblah

12-29-2006, 02:30 AM

Ya lo. Need to be more trusting, just just now one guy said, "I'm a leaver" before start of game. But we did not believe him. He left.
TRUST~~~~~~~

Reya

12-29-2006, 01:26 PM

I also always starting of the game say i MH say i LEAVER, cause i always tio accuse also -.-

CrimsonBlack

12-29-2006, 02:22 PM

I also got...bluff them at the game room
Eh wait...I go turn of my hacks
What hacks?
Money, Maphack, Ping Hack, Chat Hack, Spoofer, Abilities viewer hack..
Then i tio kick

blahblahblah

12-29-2006, 03:26 PM

lame l0r.........=_=

satrughan

12-29-2006, 04:09 PM

i always leave then whisper my teammate that host kik me

lonerlost

12-29-2006, 04:26 PM

Played a game some time ago.

"Eh sorry my internet dc"
XXXXX has left the game.

wtf?

King4hao

12-29-2006, 06:42 PM

there don't need for any excuse for leaving a game.

alt+q+q
F10+e+q
alt+f4

Just do it. No explaination needed

Kamikaze

01-02-2007, 01:46 AM

The most common I saw in Battle.Net are always " MY TEAMMATES ARE NOOB BYE ".

o.O

def0m0co

02-12-2007, 08:35 PM

lol got this game my team were 4 members who were frens den we were owning other team like 37-10 or smth den the 4 team members who wre frens were like
"zzz sian lar, keep on kena noobs, go play sheep tag lar"
"klor"
*tong*
*tong*
*tong*
*tong*

Mummified

02-27-2007, 02:56 AM

OH SHIT I see AUNTIE with BIG HAT (parking attendant) coming liaoz

jl89

02-27-2007, 09:19 AM

lol leaving is okay i hate those that afk

d0minic

02-27-2007, 11:20 AM

but got some ppl afk quite good one. lol. i remember that time i playing. this guy afk. he camp so long then later he say . aiya i buy u all 1 relic and one demon ege.

StripperA

03-16-2007, 02:23 PM

i'll take both

s[ky]h4rtx

03-16-2007, 03:12 PM

the most pro n sort of reasonable one is ' eh i gtg . '
thn u ask ' y wtf '
he tels u ' i in lan no cash le the boss gtg off my comp '
'player has left the game'
tis damn pro i tel u

Reya

03-16-2007, 04:25 PM

lols.. ive seen worst..

it was about 8.50.. then the guy said.. i want watch 9pm channel8 show. k ? byebye. gl hf. * left game *

deafmay

03-17-2007, 04:35 PM

Most common excuse I've witnessed: Tuition is starting, bye.
LoL.. very common excuse if u play with Malaysians on Bnet... but, when they own.. they tend to get abit cocky..
well heres one i saw recently..
Player 1 : wth i solo mid??
Rest : <ignores>
Player 1 : If someone doesnt come my lane.. im gona leave.. (then he starts counting down)
Rest : <ignores>
Player 1 : 10.......1 U ALL NO TEAMWORK.. (blah blah has left the game.)
Rest : <ignores>