CrimsonBlack
11-20-2006, 10:14 PM
1. Go out to buy or order Warcraft Battle Chest.
2. Install Warcraft 3 : The reign of chaos
3. Install Warcraft 3 : The Frozen Throne
4. Patch your Warcraft 3 to version 1.20e
5. Open your CD-rom to see whether the CD is inside.
6. If not, go and get it from your toliet bowl, where you were talking to the CD while having a good shit.
7. Put the CD inside
8. Close the CD-rom
9. Go check your maps in single player.
10. Check under 'download' folder.
11. If there is no 'DotA allstars', quit the game.
12. Go to www.getdota.com to download the latest DotA map.
13. Run the Frozen Throne!
14. Click on 'Single player'
15. Click on 'custom game'
16. Click on downloads folder.
17. Now you see DotA-allstars. But is there any player to play with? no.
18. Check whether you have internet.(By checking whether you can go to DotaSG)
19. If you don't, go to www.getdota.com/ai to download the dota map.(Which is more or less possible since you don't have internet.)
20. Click Battle.net
21. Create an account, by typing a username and password with your keyboard.
22. Create your account and enter battle.net
23. Double click anygame that has 'Dota' in it.
24. Join the game and wait.
25. Make sure your loading screen has 3 terribly ugly people and a horribly ugly and old bitch.
26. Click on a tavern. (The tavern is something you'll see which looks like a house.)
27. Select your hero by clicking on a icon.
28. An icon is a picture.
29. Then control your hero.
30. Now, you can't play for long, because you spent your time reading this lame guide.
Have fun with DotA!
2. Install Warcraft 3 : The reign of chaos
3. Install Warcraft 3 : The Frozen Throne
4. Patch your Warcraft 3 to version 1.20e
5. Open your CD-rom to see whether the CD is inside.
6. If not, go and get it from your toliet bowl, where you were talking to the CD while having a good shit.
7. Put the CD inside
8. Close the CD-rom
9. Go check your maps in single player.
10. Check under 'download' folder.
11. If there is no 'DotA allstars', quit the game.
12. Go to www.getdota.com to download the latest DotA map.
13. Run the Frozen Throne!
14. Click on 'Single player'
15. Click on 'custom game'
16. Click on downloads folder.
17. Now you see DotA-allstars. But is there any player to play with? no.
18. Check whether you have internet.(By checking whether you can go to DotaSG)
19. If you don't, go to www.getdota.com/ai to download the dota map.(Which is more or less possible since you don't have internet.)
20. Click Battle.net
21. Create an account, by typing a username and password with your keyboard.
22. Create your account and enter battle.net
23. Double click anygame that has 'Dota' in it.
24. Join the game and wait.
25. Make sure your loading screen has 3 terribly ugly people and a horribly ugly and old bitch.
26. Click on a tavern. (The tavern is something you'll see which looks like a house.)
27. Select your hero by clicking on a icon.
28. An icon is a picture.
29. Then control your hero.
30. Now, you can't play for long, because you spent your time reading this lame guide.
Have fun with DotA!