The 5 word story telling contest

[maxxY]

Okie, you'll only get to post 5 words per post. pls do not spam and do not add any '-' to make long phrases into one word. last but not least, do not post consecutive posts. o ya, and only dota related. read on pls.

NOT ALLOWED
1. Shawn is handsome-and-very-smart-too!
2)
1st post: (by shawn)
shawn is looneytoonz aka shawn
2nd post: (by shawn)
made from wart-disney-world at california

ALLOWED
1. shawn is very happy because
2.
1st post: (by shawn)
shawn is happy because he
2nd post: (by maxxY)
got a calculator for christmas

Terms and Conditions
1) Please keep it DOTA related
2) please do not use this opporunity to flame any of your friends
3) you are allowed to use any of the dota characters
4) the person with the best part shall win NOTHING
5) 5 words per post ONLY
6) no consecutive posts
7) you can use names from the dotasg core team [upon request]
8) symbols are not allowed
9) no vulgarities
10) no words that insult people
11) don't use the example above
12) do not create multiple accounts (or it will be a difficult life for you)
13) no boring beginnings whatsoever [like once upon a time]
14) a stand alone alphabet is counted as 1 full word
15) commas, fullstop are allowed. no bump no nuthing!
16) keep it as casual as possible

have fun!

i shall start.

Bone Clinkz, Scourge's very own,

YOU CONTINUE THE STORY. REMEMBER! DON'T FLAME OR WHATSOEVER.

[Shawn]

manhunt winner of 2005, is

[maxxY]

happily booing losers away who

[mVp)YesMaster-]

wth another long thread...

[maxxY]

wth another long thread...

oi dont off topic lah

[mVp)YesMaster-]

oi dont off topic lah

wat off topic... long thread i dun read lehz

[maxxY]

wat off topic... long thread i dun read lehz

aiya there u go again

[mVp)YesMaster-]

aiya there u go again

this is my job

[maxxY]

this is my job

walao dont off topic again ley

[mVp)YesMaster-]

aiya there u go again


as if ur this not off

[maxxY]

as if ur this not off

u started it =\

[mVp)YesMaster-]

u started it =\


then i stop lro... :(

[mVp)YesMaster-]

sorry har.,..

[maxxY]

then i stop lro... :(

lolx nvm, this thread have to be locked, too off.

[maxxY]

sorry har.,..

apologies accepted

[Shawn]

Lets go back on track !

Bone Clinkz, Scourge's very own, manhunt winner of 2005, is happily booing losers away who

[StripperA]

can't press w to windwalk

[yurec]

and uses b for blink instead

[holepercent]

gets gawked in mid lane

[StripperA]

presses w but button spoil

[d0minic]

no choice but to die

[Ironfisto]

I realised the forum's laggy,

[Ironfisto]

is someone hacking the website?,

[StripperA]

And the bone revives again

[Reya]

and gets zap and die

[Ironfisto]

then hans2 start to complain

[<3dwarf]

bone is so easy to use
even a noob can use it
let's end the thread here
gg noobs k thx bye

[StripperA]

then hans2 start to complain

cuz hes not getting creeps

[<3dwarf]

cuz hes not getting creeps

(u spoil my intention, but anyhow,)

with the new version satanic

[StripperA]

bone can own once again

[<3dwarf]

last time bone buy deso

[StripperA]

Bone Clinkz, Scourge's very own, manhunt winner of 2005, is happily booing losers away who can't press w to windwalk and uses b for blink instead. Gets gawked in mid lane, presses w but button spoil, no choice but to die. I realised the forum's laggy, is someone hacking the website?

And the bone revives again and gets zap and die. Then hans2 start to complain, cuz hes not getting creeps. With the new version satanic, bone can own once again. Last time bone buy deso


and own in 5.84c version

[Ironfisto]

but now policeman wear pants.

[StripperA]

which happens to be random

[<3dwarf]

Bone Clinkz, Scourge's very own, manhunt winner of 2005, is happily booing losers away who can't press w to windwalk and uses b for blink instead. Gets gawked in mid lane, presses w but button spoil, no choice but to die. (I realised the forum's laggy, is someone hacking the website? <-wtf???)

And the bone revives again and gets zap and die. Then hans2 start to complain, cuz hes not getting creeps. With the new version satanic, bone can own once again. Last time bone buy deso and own in 5.84c version but now policeman wear pants, which happens to be random.

Shadowfiend owns bone hard imo

[Ironfisto]

last time, policeman wear shorts.

[<3dwarf]

last time, policeman wear shorts.

what's with that again =.=

[Reya]

last time, policeman wear shorts.

and take gun anyhow shoot

[Ironfisto]

Lol.
I actualy want to say last time policeman wear short, now policeman wear pants to show last time is last time, now is now.
Cos got someone say last time deso good on bone.. so i want say who cares lol.

On topic:
and take gun anyhow shoot
Just like our sniper friend,

[Kelvinklein]

whose life is lyk paper...

[<3dwarf]

aeroplane that flies like viper

[minazim]

and had sex with Slayer.

[kensonex]

uses mkb as sex toy

[<3dwarf]

and buriza as music instrument

[StripperA]

"HAHAHAHAHA" StripperA Exclaimed.

[Reya]

kesonex spoiled the rhytm ...

and i have no idea how to continue strippera post

[StripperA]

back to the story Bone

[d0minic]

why must be bone lol.

[Reya]

cause bone is stupid hero

[Ironfisto]

, just like our beloved Hans2

[-=[S]k[Y]=-]

talk about characters with boobs

[<3dwarf]

that left with cm drow

[StripperA]

and probably rogue knight too

[<3dwarf]

rogue knight go train nehneh

[StripperA]

he go gym pump neh neh

[yurec]

come out bigger then melons

[<3dwarf]

cm and drow also train

[StripperA]

but come out sagging south

[<3dwarf]

den they go for enlargement

[StripperA]

20 years later, it sags to the south pole

[<3dwarf]

20 years later, it sags to the south pole

zzzzzz....... can use magnet same side and repel ma.... or draft omni also can repel

[StripperA]

unless the girl got borrowed time

[daRoLe-]

=x simi game lai de ..

[StripperA]

the 5 word story game

[<3dwarf]

unless the girl got borrowed time

or shield herself and strip?

[StripperA]

strip just strip la..i wish there was a real life saber =(

[<3dwarf]

zzzz real life saber wud have to be lingzi

[StripperA]

whatever lol~ she rukia la

[<3dwarf]

i wonder how she make her eyes white if she become hinata

[StripperA]

oooooo scary..she must use the guzhen to possess herself

[<3dwarf]

lololols... i can imagine that

[StripperA]

*teng neng neng neng neng neghrhauhryaugrruooorrarrrrarrarrrrrrrr nengggggggggg nengggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg roarrrhauhruhaurighruirurhiurhir neng neng*

Lingzi turned into Krobelus

[<3dwarf]

lols..... dp

[StripperA]

she learn witchcraft..tsk tsk